Yeeha!

This is what we call Safety Zone, y'all. Today is going by very quickly because there are more hands in the air than eggs in a Waffle House. This keeps me moving and is far more fun than being a bump on a log 'subject matter expert'.

For those of you who have never set foot in the Lone Star state here is one of my many observations:

You will know that you are in Texas when you are driving and see the following advertised on the roadside:

These all show up more frequently than in any other place that I have visited. Pretty much every 15 minutes along a major freeway you will see a grouping of at least three of these Texan staples.